and in other news, Boris Johnson is London's mayor. the end times are but a step away.
Mum: Do you hear the noise? Me: Yeah Mum: Is that the same noise you've heard the washing machine make before? Me: That's the WASHING MACHINE. I thought that was SOMEONE NEXT DOOR PLAYING DRUMS.
You took my hand and led me down to watch a papillon parade, and we let the kittens lick our hair and drink our chalky lemonade. You squeezed my hand and told me softly that I shouldn't be afraid 'cause all the while your finger's resting gently on the masterfade, the masterfade.