Today I received a statement for an old savings account, which contains a grand total of £2.82! Sweeet. For some reason, when I emptied it out many years ago, I couldn't close it, and a tiny amount got left behind as well. It's earning 1p interest a month right now. *wealthy*

I also have contributor copies of Kaleidotrope issue 4. Inside is my little flashfic, "The Life and Times of a Hungry World, Told Briefly," alongside other stories and poems. And the cover is of a robot smoking a pipe. Full ToC is here, purchase options are here. I got a mention on the subscription page! The info for issue 4 says: "Featuring a cavalcade of terrific stories and poems from returning favorites like Mark Rich, Kurt Kirchmeier, and Aurelio Rico Lopez III -- as well as voices new to the zine like Alex Dally MacFarlane, Paul Abbamondi, and Marcie Lynn Tentchoff!"

Published and wealthy.

Do I get my holiday home in the Aegean yet? I'd like one of those.

Tags: short fiction
Mood: easily amused